Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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What do you do with a wombat?

A: You play wom with it.

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki