Because he ate too much of them.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Everywhere
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Cancer
Everywhere.
He didn't
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
He's an orphan.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Check his spirit level.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
A momma's boa.
Someone's mom is Snooki.
The retail store
The Bannisters
Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Canoes tip.
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
