Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.