Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.