What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley