What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)