How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

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A Plebeian J

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley