How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.