How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

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What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!