What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.