What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury