Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...