What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

What do you call a mexican cyclops?

Juan Eye.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.