What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)