Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism