Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.