What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.