What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "