What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.