They're both crushed-asians
A: He was hit by a bus
They did not have 50 Cent.
Taiwon Shou.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
He went to the Shell station.
I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.
Because they're shellfish
They're shellfish in bed.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
Crushing the blacks.
A crushed asian
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.