What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Chinese Tourist Jokes More Chinese Tourist Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.