They're both crushed-asians
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
When the Mexicans get car insurance.
A water sprinkler.
They saw what happened to the sheep
I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.
They're shellfish in bed.
They are both crushed-asians
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.