I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
good karma.
They've already told you.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
They'll tell you.
A paramedic(s)!
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions