Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.