Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.