Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

ereptile dysfunction

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.