Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby"

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.