Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

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Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Threw his baby out the window.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!