What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.