Because they heard there were no jobs there.
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The Blacks get car insurance.
Paint one of them black the others will move away.
None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.
Antique farm equipment.
Gorilla Warfare.
Three Fifths
It's because their knee grows.
Because it is the year of the monkey.
BECAUSE HE'S BLACK
Blacking out and gaining money.
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5/3. The same amount as for whites.
Fifty Shades of Black
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Someone who's too lazy to steal.
Because its white and it works.
Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)
Because they'd get in trouble.
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
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Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Retards don't wear Black.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.
TVs are getting heavier.
They're both Black and Decker.
If its black it aint good
Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
All the pairs of floating eyes
A: The slow ones are in jail.
Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.
Because everyone always left them hanging!
A nun falling down the stairs
Cancer cells can get Jobs.
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
So blind people can hate them too.
Trustworthy.
Bring no blacks
They have to pick cotton to get to them.
Because they all have black heads.
The World Trade Center
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.
A Black and Decker
To teach their kids how to walk.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
Minus one.
Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.
Jail break.
The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.
KFC isnt open on holidays.
The Son is attracted to black
l l l l l The Blacks.
Crushing the blacks.
The black one always dies first.
To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
Because they were still monkeys.
Dr. Dre
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
You can't tell it's in the dark
Tarzan.
Fire Crackers.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
Allah back!
The PGA tour.
A Nergomancer
Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.
A basketball team
Bernard pushed him under a truck...
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
It's not my fault I'm blind.
