What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know