What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

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What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us