What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!