What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!