What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Nihilist Jokes More Nihilist Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.