Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
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A Communist
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
The soviet Onion
He was caught red handed.
not enough
Neither work.
A hammer and pop-sickle
Because all proper tea is theft.
A so-be-it union.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
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Because proper tea is theft.
Because proper-tea is theft.
Lutin.
Roflmao
They planet!
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Because everyone had equal rice.
He gets good marx.
The USS Arrrrrr
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
Czechers.
All they ever say is Mao.
A marxman.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
The planes kept Stalin.
The communist wants equality
Because they were Russian!
Bernie sanders
Their Linens
Mickey Mao.
Paint the town red.
a Marxman
On your Marx, get set, go!"
It's all the same to them
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Soviet Onions.
Neither one works.
Chairman Lmao
Because they hate Capitalism.
Niet-flix.
A Gaucho Marxist
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Because X Marx the spot.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
They really hate Stalin
He was just stalin for time
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
He lost his SANTAty
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
They all die when they turn aidy.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
It couldn't find the right spot.
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
