What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.