What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.