Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

Nihilist Jokes More Nihilist Jokes

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.