What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.