What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.