What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.