What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.