What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.