What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What are Mario's pants made out of?

DenimDenimDenim