How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.