How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean