How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned