What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.