How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.