Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

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Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.