Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!