Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.