Because he kneaded a poo.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
Inbread!
Because he kneeded a poo
So your arse doesn't slam.
Because they knead dough.
He was kneading a poo.
Because he needed a crap.
He kneaded a poo