Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.