Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo