What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.