What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?

They suffer from m'ladies

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)