When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.