Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.