He started to hear invoices in his head.
Some bright spark.
Both start off as eggs.
Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
A. Their personalities.
An accountant !