What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names