What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!