Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?

Because you never get a goodbuy from them

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!