What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no friends!?

A Sandy Hook survivor!!

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.