What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ?

Aida more than I drink !

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What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !