What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...