How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate