How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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Ice cream fits in a tub.

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How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.