What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

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What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin