What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside