What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott mit-uns

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

Appreciate Jokes More Appreciate Jokes

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Good Head Jokes More Good Head Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.