What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott mit-uns

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Good Head Jokes More Good Head Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.